Undying Love: A Zombie Dating Service
October 15, 2027
Fun and fancy free lady looking for a zombie with all its limbs.
March 1, 2026
- rotary phones
- human sports
Disco daddy who won't stop dancing your heart away.
December 22, 2025
I'm out of this world! You know... because of the spacesuit... get it?
A. C. Shanty
November 7, 2026
- leisure suits
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
- sea shanties
- reality tv
- more brains
Aye! But his first love be the C
February 14, 2028
The hostess with the mostest!
- space lasers
Infection Date: September 12, 2025
Apocalyptic Statement: Moooooooan!
- Long Walks on Beach
- defeating humanity