Fake Terms of Service

This is part of a fake Terms of Service document used in the post Conveying All-Caps Legal Text.

Disclaimer and Limitation of Liability

All-Caps-Co, Inc.’s liability for damages incurred by or to customers are covered here:

Disclaimer

The Products and all included content are provided on an "as is" basis without warranty of any kind, whether express or implied.

ALL-CAPS-CO, INC. SPECIFICALLY DISCLAIMS ANY AND ALL WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT, AND ANY WARRANTIES ARISING OUT OF COURSE OF DEALING OR USAGE OF TRADE.

All-Caps-Co, Inc. takes no responsibility and assumes NO LIABILITY for any User Content that you or any other user or third party posts or transmits using our Products.

Limitation of Liability

You understand and agree that you may be exposed to User Content that is inaccurate, objectionable, inappropriate for children, or otherwise unsuited to your purpose.

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, ALL-CAPS-CO, INC. SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, PUNITIVE, OR SPECIAL DAMAGES, LOSS OF PROFITS, DATA OR REVENUES, OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES, RESULTING FROM ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

• Your use of our products
• Your inability to access or use any of our products
• UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS OR USE OF OUR PRODUCTS, INCLUDING UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS OR USE OF YOUR TRANSACTIONS, TRANSMISSIONS OR CONTENT
• ACCESS OR USE OF OUR PRODUCTS BY ANY THIRD PARTY, INCLUDING OFFENSIVE, DEFAMATORY OR ILLEGAL
• Storing it at your country club after repeatedly denying its presence for over a year.
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