sample31

Chaplain Mondover

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

sample32

Desmond Eagle

A voice crackles in Calvin's radio: 'Enemy fighters at two o'clock!, 'Roger. What should I do until then?'

sample34

Fergus Douchebag

The only skills I have the patience to learn are those that have no real application in life.